It’s just a flesh wound!”

It’s just a flesh wound!”

It’s just a flesh wound!”

It’s just a flesh wound!”

It’s just a flesh wound!”

It’s just a flesh wound!”

It’s just a flesh wound!”

(via kirroi)


And then the absurdity of it would strike her and then she would just start laughing. And then she’d go “No, no Michael! I’m laughing now! I don’t want to be laughing! I’m angry with you!”

And then the absurdity of it would strike her and then she would just start laughing. And then she’d go “No, no Michael! I’m laughing now! I don’t want to be laughing! I’m angry with you!”

And then the absurdity of it would strike her and then she would just start laughing. And then she’d go “No, no Michael! I’m laughing now! I don’t want to be laughing! I’m angry with you!”

And then the absurdity of it would strike her and then she would just start laughing. And then she’d go “No, no Michael! I’m laughing now! I don’t want to be laughing! I’m angry with you!”

And then the absurdity of it would strike her and then she would just start laughing. And then she’d go “No, no Michael! I’m laughing now! I don’t want to be laughing! I’m angry with you!”

And then the absurdity of it would strike her and then she would just start laughing. And then she’d go “No, no Michael! I’m laughing now! I don’t want to be laughing! I’m angry with you!”

And then the absurdity of it would strike her and then she would just start laughing. And then she’d go “No, no Michael! I’m laughing now! I don’t want to be laughing! I’m angry with you!”

(via gedenkenbrauchtwissen)

pristiqdelusions:

this joke was flawless
pristiqdelusions:

this joke was flawless

englishmajorhumor:

Weird Al Yankovic—“Word Crimes” (“Blurred Lines” parody)

Disclaimer: Use prescriptivism responsibly; don’t be a jerk to others.

lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs
lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs
lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs
lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs
lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs
lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs
lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs
lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs
lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs
lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs

lipstyck:

todaunafriki:

Cute baby animal

THE BUNNIES SK:DJK:dgfsdgfs

(via ohdearsavannah)

biologicallyqueer:

ahahahahahahaha
oh fuck 

asyayay:

i’ve been doing a lot of translating this summer and this is very fun sometimes, but i am also a terrible human because when asked, is that like nutella? i said yes….. it’s turkish nutella…. when i should have said, no, that is black olive paste… o_O

*evil smile*

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”
— Somerset Maugham (via ellenkushner)

(via amandapalmer)

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Super selfies